So, after finally getting around to it, we managed to clear the heroic version of Trial of the Grand Crusader. Overall none of the fights are very difficult but they don't leave much of a margin of error. We had 21 attempts left at the end and could've done it with many more attempts if we had followed our tried and true PVE strategy of watching tankspot videos before the fights. Nothing helps us beat new contant like the monotone robot chick in the tankspot videos telling us what to do. We should be able to get A Tribute to Skill/Madness/Whatever next weekend. 

We are still looking for a new tank and a healer. If you have skill, daring, a sense of adventure, a lisp, narcolepsy, enjoy walking on the beach to the delightful sounds of Sinead O'Conner, have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight or some kind of mental issue that would make you an enjoyable raiding companion...please visit our forums and apply to our guild. I promise you, you won't regret it. Much. 

Have you ever wished you were in a guild that was a little more "free"? You know, not so stuffy, no so politically correct? A place where you wouldn't be judged on your lifestyle or your vile habit of jerking off to the Saw movies? Someplace where you would be accepted for loving Miley Cyrus and Friends reruns?

Then we might just be the guild you are looking for my friends.

KSP is a guild that is dedicated to having as much fun as we possibly can while beating all the big, meanie bosses put in front of us. We are a group of highly skilled PVE and PVP players who are looking for some other highly skilled, highly evolved players to fill out our 25 man roster. For the first time in the history of our guild of nefarious scoundrels we are having open recruiting. While we are looking for a few specific classes/specs, we will take a look at anybody who has exceptional skill at playing their class/spec and understands the nuances of playing WoW. You should have the following:

• A good gaming computer. This means you don't crash all the time. This also means you get more than 2 FPS in Yogg's room. This also means your computer shouldn't have existed when the first Spider-Man movie was released.
• A great internet connection. Disconnects and internet outages are the bane of every guild and, well, we'd just like to pass on all the joys of waiting around for people with shitty connections.
• Have an in-depth understanding of your class and spec. This is pretty self-explanatory. While its fun teaching a horrible 15 year old mage how to be less horrible in 6 months or less, we just don't have the time anymore.
• A terrific sense of humor and thick skin. Our guild is very "open" with regards to how we communicate with one another. So, if you tend to be on the sensitive side or you get upset when someone makes a Michael Jackson joke, we might not be the guild for you. We can be very crude and vulgar. So understand this before you apply.
• A microphone and Ventrilo. While typing is nice, speaking is a lot better. Especially if you have a humorous speech impediment or Tourette's Syndrome.
• Free time from 7:45pm est to 11:00pm est. Why? Because thats what time we raid. We raid Tuesday thur Thursday from 8:00pm est to 11:00pm est. We start invites at 7:45pm est. We only raid 25 mans three days a week. So don't apply unless you can squeeze 9 free hours from your life Tues-Thur nights.
  
• Be over the age of 18. Yea, I know, it sucks. I have no doubt you are mature even though you're 15. We've had very little success with people under the age of 18 though, so thats why we're 18 and over now.

We are specifically looking for: A Tank (Prot Pally, DK, Feral Druid) and A Healer (Holy or Disc Priest, Resto Shaman, Resto Druid). We will definitely consider any exceptional applicants regardless of class or spec.

So, if you think you've got what it takes to play with KSP, go ahead and click the little button on the top right that says "Forum". Make yourself an account. Then follow the application instructions in the "Recruitment - Join KSP" forum. And be ready to not only have your application throughly reviewed by our expert panel of WoW application review gurus, but to answer the questions of those same gurus about your spec, your gem choices, why you like Beyonce, how you would kill Count Chocula if he were real, if your hot, 21 yr old sister would like to fly to NYC for a vacation and many other questions that will help us decide if you and KSP will work together. If nothing else, it will be interesting.